Hi, I’m CatasTrophy Wife! I always dreamed of being a trophy wife…unfortunately, I ended up marrying for love (I know, BORING). So now, I work toward my goal, but understand that being a CatasTrophy Wife is probably the closest I’ll ever come to being a trophy wife.
31 32 33, live in Oregon and have a somewhat law-related career. Yes, I went to law school, barely graduated and managed to pass TWO state bars. Impressive, huh? Not really, when you realize I had to take the ethics exam more than three times (okay, five times; three times for one state, two times for the other). Needless to say, I have some professional ethics issues.
Shockingly, I’ve been married for
almost 5 over 7 years!! And I only recently realized I actually have a trophy husband. I know, totally not fair. As a result, I don’t feel bad about pimping my husband out every chance I get (please send any indecent proposals my way…I will consider any reasonable offer). I’m still going to do my best to become a trophy wife. Oh, and did I mention my husband is 18.5 years older than me? I guess that’s the one thing I have in common with a trophy wife.
The happy couple:
I watch WAY too much reality tv (Amazing Race call me!!), like to work out (only when I feel skinny…so rarely), and read too much celebrity gossip. I have what’s been described as an “interesting family” complete with extra dads, little brothers (like 27 years younger), Japanese, Mexicans and blacks. We are trying to make our family as much like the United Nations as possible.
Please see Exhibit 1:
And Exhibit 2:
I guess that’s about it. I hope you enjoy reading my blog and if you don’t, f*** off. Thanks!! Now please feel free to go back to watching The Real Housewives of Miami.